20 things to do when you’re really bored:

1. Count the knobbles on your knees
2. Start your autobiography
3. See how long you can hold your breath
4. Play Chopin’s Piano Concerto No. 1 on an invisible keyboard
5. Estimate how many times you broke each of the Ten Commandments in the last month
6. Watch an entire cable TV program in a language for which you have absolutely no knowledge
7. Count the number of times the word “and” appears in the book you’re currently reading. Then count the full stops (assuming the book you’re currently reading is not by e e cummings)
8. If you’re not currently reading a book, start one
9. And no, matchbooks don’t count
10. Wipe your bottom with your other hand
11. Do a crossword without using the clues... Just make them up -- but each word, both across and down, must be a real word
12. Build a LEGO mousetrap
13. Take your pulse
14. Introduce yourself as “Drago” at your next cocktail party. Use a thick Eastern European accent. If people persist and ask what your do, reply, “I will crush you.”
15. See how many Oreos you can stick in your mouth at once
16. See how many said Oreos you can ingest
17. See how many said Oreos you can digest
18. Put a stocking on your head and walk into a bank, liquor store, mini-mart or petrol station Stand patiently in the queue until it’s your turn and quietly and politely complete your desired transaction
19. Trim and shave your pubic hair into the shape of Mickey Mouse’s head
20. Go to a tailor and get yourself measured for a 3-piece suit. Keep returning for fittings until they ask you for money

Comments

[Lavina]

Another 10 more to go:-)
23.Run into walls and apologize to them
24.Crack open your briefcase and while peering inside ask, “Got enough air in there?
25.while everyone is sleeping paint the whole house in pink
26.Whistle the first seven notes of “It’s a Small World” incessantly
27.Swat at flies that don't exist.
28. Pretend to be a hobo. See how much money you can make by sitting silently on the street for an hour.
29.Go up to someone and say, "I love you! I know we have our differences but we were meant for each other! Please say you'll go out with me!"
30.Call up a bunch of resturaunts and order everything expensive on the menu
31.In the elevator, when the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they'll open up again."
32.Print this out and read it over seven times before you’re sick of it and throw it away

[sbird]

22. play golf and take it seriously.

[John Mallen]

you forgot one.

say 'soldier' one hundred times as fast as you can